The office adopted a dress-down policy last month. My co-workers and I rejoiced, until we remembered we’d just gone shopping for office clothes and we will probably never wear them again. Why should we? It’s easier to dress for work when you’re allowed to wear almost anything, as long as it’s been washed.
I am on the night shift until, my boss has just informed me, next month. The result of this has been that I’ve stopped trying to look nice when I go to work. My regular office outfit has been reduced to:
1.T-shirt
2. jeans
3. sneakers
4. jacket
My hair hasn’t been cut in about a year. I badly need a manicure and pedicure. In other words, I look like a slob. No, scratch that. I am a slob.
Why can’t slobs like me look like this:
Answer: Because this brand of unkemptness (is this a word?) requires a stylist.
LOL I used to do that when I worked the 6-2 shift in BPI. From the time I wake up at 3am, there was no time to eat for the next 12 hours, much less to look like a human being.
Ohh… nice sheenery. Going casual to work. Nice. well if you looked like that to work… I bet you’ll get promoted tom. Yep. I think the next minute.